Target – Expect Nothing. Pay Everything

“Don’t be gay”

God or Science

Review (in progress): Fatherhood Pt. 2

Review (in progress): Fatherhood

Bizarre Kingdom: An Entirely Fictional Halloween Special

Why you shouldn’t vote

Racism is Irrational

Welcome to Scotland: My personal journey to Peatopia

The roof is on fire: Why there’s no real debate on climate change

Humbug: A child’s guide to convincing other children Santa is a hoax

Review: Stretchy Denim

Review: White Chocolate

Gluttony: A story of wedded bliss and revenge

Letting people in

Larry’s jowls

Review: Bidets

Net Positive: The everyman’s guide to sexual attractiveness

The struggle is real

What’s breakfast?

Don’t worry. I haven’t been kidnapped.

Escaping the friend zone

Embracing white people stuff

After the “yes”

Shut up and watch the movie

When you ask her out and she says “no.”

When they recognize you but you don’t recognize them

The art of “no”

Crafting the perfect text message

Review: Frisee Salad

Making new friends as an adult (The Sequel)

Discovering the old person you’re destined to be

Stop being late to things

Keys to being a straight, single man

Making new friends as an adult

Unisex keys to a successful relationship

Review: Glitter

Small Talk vs. Silence

You can’t say “nigger.”

Love to hate: Ivan Drago

Being taller than most

Review: Cilantro

Precious children

Review: Ice Cream Sandwiches

Walking behind old people