Full disclosure: I don’t know who coined the phrase: “awkward silence” but I know he never shuts d’fuck up. I’ve got some ill shit to drop on y’all. Ready?... Silence can’t be awkward. Silence is the goal of silence; YOU are making it awkward. Small talk is the product of your own nervous energy and … Continue reading Small Talk vs. Silence

Many of you have just shifted in your seats at the sight of this title. Go on and take a second to unpucker your assholes; this isn’t going to get any less uncomfortable. Alternatively, you may choose to abort this edition of Truth in Jest. I’ll wait… They gone? Ok, cool. It’s 2016; why am … Continue reading You can’t say “nigger.”

Spoiler Alert: If you haven’t seen Rocky IV, please keep reading. The spoiler statute is void after 30 years. Watch the movie and make better life decisions from here on out, K? Now… say what you will, but Ivan Drago is unquestionably in the conversation for top five movie villains of all time. He made … Continue reading Love to hate: Ivan Drago