“Did you clean your butt?” I asked. “Yes, daddy,” my daughter (Ivy) said, not even attempting to contain her chuckling. “Did you clean your bits?” I asked. “Yes, daddy,” she said, the traces of her smile still apparent in her voice. “Did you wash your hair?” I followed up. “Yes, dad! I did everything!” She … Continue reading Review (in progress): Fatherhood Pt. 7
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Review (in progress): Fatherhood Pt. 6
Mile-marking: Ivy is 4.75 years old. She’s approaching 60lbs and is as long as train smoke. She is shedding the car seat in favor of a booster seat. Her favorite song is anything from KPop Demon Hunters, but especially ‘Your Idol’ by the demon fellas. She has finally joined the ranks of peanut butter and … Continue reading Review (in progress): Fatherhood Pt. 6
Review (in progress): Fatherhood Pt. 4
Status update: Ivy is three years old. Ivy is about the size of a five-year-old. She enjoys pizza, lollipops, strobe light dance parties and television. Her favorite phrase is “why daddy (or mommy)?” Her favorite word is “why?” Her favorite question… “why?” You follow? Ok. She also seems to be reaching a concerning state of … Continue reading Review (in progress): Fatherhood Pt. 4
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